This slot isn’t that pretty to look at, but is a lot of fun to play, and has that B Movie vibe in slot form that will addict you the whole way through. We thought the look of the game overall was interesting, the pace of play was fast, and we did admittedly enjoy the theme.
You will likely have a good time despite all we’ll soon sat about it, we just cannot get over the poor design decisions that progressively went into derailing what would have otherwise been a lovely game for us. Still, it’s well worth a play!
Premise of the Game
The premise of this amazing slot is farming. With money, of course! The best kind of farming, and the only kind we’d be willing to do.
Presentation in the Stables
The graphics in Cash Cow Slots are really poorly done. Everything is basically crisp, clear, and colorful, but the 3d work is not all that great. The textures are horrid, the colors are bad, and it is all very wonky in ways we can’t stand. We’ll chock this one up to matters of taste, but it’s not a pretty game, despite the effort they clearly put into it.
Gameplay Mechanics in the Farm Game
Gameplay mechanics in this amazing slot are standard. It’s 5 reels and 50 (!) pay lines, the latter of which should peak your interest, but it’s not enough to save a bad game.
Betting here goes from a penny to $1. Maximum bets are high given the reel count, which is nice.
The bonus round is called the Pick ‘Em Milk Jug Feature, which is odd and weird and makes us feel funny thinking about.
Liked About this Cow
+ B Movie good
+ Gameplay works
+ Decent pay grades
Disliked About the Barn
- Graphics only a blind father could love
- Gameplay is typical
- Can be a little addicting
Conclusion - The Bottom Line on the Game
The bottom line is that this amazing slot is a butt ugly game that tries damn hard with way more pay lines than you’ll ever need. You will likely have a great time despite all we’ve said about it, we just lament the poor design decisions that progressively went into derailing what would have otherwise been a nice game for us. As it stands, it is a deeply acquired taste we have yet to develop ourselves. If it appeals to you, our farm hat’s off to you. Give it a play and let us know what you think!
